OMG a two parter!

Spike has plans to cure Drusulla’s withering disease (maybe it’s TB?).

Buffy has to deal with career day - and i guess become a cop?

OH and surprise…we meet a new slayer!

The Dark Age

We learn about Giles’s (aka Ripper) past - and it’s dark.

This episode is full of choke outs, zombie Alex Macks, nightmare montages, and endless high-kicks.

Lie to Me

Everyone is lying to buffy, and each other, and themselves

Buffy’s LA bff, Ford, comes to town and he is the cult leader of a vampire fan club/youth group and has some sneaky plans to avoid death - but the main part of the plan involves dying…okay Ford.

Halloween

Featuring Daddy Spike - which some of us are really into.

Everyone turns into their costumes, Spike beats Dru’s guts, Buffy’s mom is not going to be home and Angel knows it and “stops by” with wine coolers and McDonalds.

We drank Slayer’s Blood while recording this episode - recipe below!

Slayer’s Blood Cocktail Recipe

1.5oz Gin (or Vodka)

1.5oz Pomegranate Juice (or syrup Maggie makes you)

1.5oz Blood Orange Juice (or soda)

1tbsp Simple Syrup (no need to use if you have Maggie’s syrup)

1/2 a Lime

Combination Goosebumbs and after-school special.

Buffy is having sex dreams about Angel and letting her honriness drive the plot…where she takes down a fraternity by fighting a snake/Voldemort/man(boy?).

Uh-Oh…It’s cultural exchange week in Sunnydale, and there’s a dance…with costumes.

This episode is full of appropriation, mummia references, and crispy vag.

Finally it’s Seth Green!

OMG it’s Spike! He is smoking (we don’t really know how since vamps can’t breath), he is serving wild sexual energy with Drusilla, he is taking a stand on the age of his food, he is making out dated references that do not hold up - and WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Bride of Frankenstein, Buffy style. The Sunnydale Science Club kids are geniuses, and also psychos. Kris defends Chris (must be a namesake thing). How far is society willing to look the other way at actions undertaken during grief? Oh ya, and some monsters bump uglies (well, Jenn thinks so at least).
Alternate titles for this episode:
Sawdust Stuffed Dick
Bride of Frankendaryl
Brought to you by Black & Mild
Mommy Doesn’t Care
Patchwork Pussy

Buffy Summers is back and the Hellmouth is not going to let her be a normal teenager. We get to watch Buffy deal with her dueling trauma of dying and of her rapey friend saving her life by putting his mouth on her mouth.

Recap with Amanda, Kris, and Jenn as we revisit this first season and try to decide our favorite monster, death scene, and a few others.

Buffy and the leather daddy Master face off, but first Buffy has to shut down her pervy friend.
We recorded this episode on Halloween, so it’s extra frightening!

Quantum Physics is the monster this week at Sunnydale High.

The gang has to face their worst nightmares, and it gets pretty dark. Bonus John Wayne Gacy ticker throughout the episode!

Another normal Tuesday at Sunnyvale with a mysterious student murder. The only suspect a high-school ventriloquist.

There’s a demon in the net!
Plus we get introduced to Ms. Calendar, who is a total hottie and it’s implied she wears pussy tinsel.

Finally we get the big reveal - Angel is a vamp!
And Buffy is just really into creepy dudes who stands in the shadows.
I mean who can really blame her, Angel always wears the deepest v’s.

Xander is literally the worst.
Let’s just take a moment to remember Herbert, and I guess Principal Flutie.

We get back to the big bad, the leather daddy Master and the pawns in his vampy scheme.

Just a little predatory pedophilia, not to get to serious only 4 episodes in or anything.

Buffy gets back to her roots - cheerleading!